A: I'm 21, but I'm considering getting a fake i.d. that says I'm 12 so I can get discounts at movie theaters.
Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Blue.
Q: Do you like pineapples?
A: Psh, do I like pineapples?? I'm a fan of delicious flavor soooooo...of course!!
Q: How do you spell fun?
A: W-a-t-e-r (space) s-l-i-d-e-s
Q: What is your favorite TV show?
A: Smallville, Scrubs, Psych, Supernatural, The Big Bang Theory...and of course the classic 90s cartoons like Rocket Power, Hey Arnold, Doug, and the list goes on!
Q: What’s your favorite love song?
A: Hmm...I'd have to say "Friday" by Rebecca Black. Sure, at first it just sounds like an annoying pop song, but underneath all the auto-tune is a tortured soul crying out for a lost love.
Q: What’s your favorite adverb?
A: Swimmingly!
Q: Can you do anyting cool to impress all the girls?
A: Does just being myself count?
Q: What's the best advice you've ever received?
A: Don't be an incorrigible Eskimo Pie with a caramel ribbon.
Q: What kind of hair gel do you use?
A: You like it? I make it myself. It's one part horse manure, one part river mud and a touch of my special ingredient...more horse manure! (Alright, I'll confess. I just stole that from J.D. in the season 7 finale of Scrubs.)
Q: What's the worst excuse a girl has given you about breaking up?
A: First off, thanks for assuming that the girl is always the one that breaks up with me.
But anyway, we broke up because I apparently changed. She said, "You're not who you are because what you were wouldn't become who you are. So, you're not who you are, you're who you were except that you are who you are now, so you're not you..." By that point, I passed out from confusion.
Q: What’s the most awkward thing you’ve ever found in your pocket?
A: Two of those tiny umbrellas that you get from those fancy drinks and Skittles flavored chap stick. Don't judge me.
Q: What was your favorite subject in elementary school?
A: Recess! I miss it so much!!!! I miss having a designated time each day to play. Free time in college is definitely not the same as recess in elementary school.
Q: What’s your middle name?
A: Trick question! I have two and they're both awesome!
Q: What’s your favorite movie?
A: I honestly don't think I could name just one. Toy Story 3 is absolutely amazing though! (Seriously)
Q: What’s your favorite soft drink? (I asked myself this one)
A: Since I was born and raised in the Carolinas, Sun Drop, baby!! It's the nectar of the gods! I've loved it since I was a wee lad, far before the hilarious commercials!
