21. It’s amazing the things you can think of when you can't fall asleep at night...like this list.
20. Was learning cursive really necessary?
19. Sadly, bad decisions make good stories.
18. I hate leaving my apartment confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day.
17. We should just ignore whatever comes after DVD and Blu-Ray. I can’t afford to restart my movie collection.
16. I think it’s about time the freezer gets its own light. It deserves one.
15. Somebody needs to invent a font solely for sarcasm.
14. Is it just me, or are high school kids getting dumber and dumber every year?
13. I’d rather attempt to carry 10 overloaded grocery bags in each hand than take multiple trips to bring in the groceries.
12. I love the sense of camaraderie between strangers when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
11. I get scared every time when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the 20 page research paper I swear I didn’t make any changes to.
10. MapQuest just needs to start their directions on #5. I’m 95% sure I know how to get out of my own driveway.
9. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
8. There’s a fine line between boredom and hunger. I’m just not sure where it is…
7. You never know when it’s going to happen, but there’s a point in the day you realize you’re just not going to get anything productive done for the rest of the day.
6. I’m pretty sure the millisecond you realize that you’ve leaned back too far in your chair and are going to fall is what is what death feels like.
5. I hate it when you miss a call by a second, but when you call right back it goes to that person's voicemail. Is there some new fad I don't know about where you throw your phone and run away in the opposite direction when I don’t answer?
4. Seriously, how the heck do you fold a fitted sheet????
3. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Jeans? Jeans never get dirty. You can wear them forever.
2. This one goes double in Charleston. As a driver, you hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian, you hate drivers, but there’s one thing everybody can agree on. Everybody hates bicyclists.
1. Even under the perfect conditions, people have trouble finding their car keys and cell phones in their pocket, but I’d bet every brick on the College of Charleston campus that everyone can find and hit the snooze button from 4 feet away in about 1.25 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every single time!!
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